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PROBLEM:
While Login into Webmail it returns the error: “Login failed”

SOLUTION:
Make sure that it is possible to connect to localhost:143 from the command line using telnet. If you get the error as below:
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# telnet localhost 143
localhost/143: Name or service not known
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then check /etc/hosts file. It must have permissions -rw-r–r– and contain the record for localhost in the following format:
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127.0.0.1       localhost localhost.localdomain
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Above is from From Parallels Knowledgebase

If /var/log/psa-horde/psa-horde.log shows something like:

FAILED LOGIN xx.xx.xx.xx to localhost:143[imap/notls] as me@mydomain.co.uk
FAILED LOGIN xx.xx.xx.xx to localhost:143[imap/notls] as me@mydomain.co.uk

I have searched regarding this but unable to find any fix so, I just re-installed the IMAP Service on the server. Following are the steps using which I have re-installed IMAP Server:
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1) You can find the RPMS used by Plesk in /root/psa/PSA_version directory OR you can download the Tar (Not Autoinstaller) containing RPMS from Parallels website http://www.parallels.com/en/download/ (need registration it’s free)

2) go to the RPM directory which contains courier Imap RPM’s
#cd [path to the PSA RPM Directory]/dist-rpm-CentOS-4.2-i386/base/

3) Re-install courier-imap-3.0.8-cos4.build81070322.16.i586.rpm and psa-courier-imap-add-8.1.1-cos4.build81070322.16.i586.rpm which will automatically restart the services too
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[root@vps base]# pwd
/root/plesk/dist-rpm-CentOS-4.2-i386/base
[root@vps base]# rpm -Uvh courier-imap-3.0.8-cos4.build81070322.16.i586.rpm psa-courier-imap-add-8.1.1-cos4.build81070322.16.i586.rpm –force
Preparing… ########################################### [100%]
Reloading configuration: [ OK ]
1:courier-imap ########################################### [ 50%]
Stopping Courier-IMAP server:
Stopping imap [ OK ]
Stopping imap-ssl [ OK ]
Stopping pop3 [ OK ]
Stopping pop3-ssl [ OK ]

Starting Courier-IMAP server:
Starting imapd [ OK ]
Starting imap-ssl [ OK ]
Starting pop3 [ OK ]
Starting pop3-ssl [ OK ]

2:psa-courier-imap-add ########################################### [100%]
Stopping Courier-IMAP server:
Stopping imap [ OK ]
Stopping imap-ssl [ OK ]
Stopping pop3 [ OK ]
Stopping pop3-ssl [ OK ]

Starting Courier-IMAP server:
Starting imapd [ OK ]
Starting imap-ssl [ OK ]
Starting pop3 [ OK ]
Starting pop3-ssl [ OK ]

[root@vps base]# netstat -nap | grep :143
tcp 0 0 0.0.0.0:143 0.0.0.0:* LISTEN 1657/couriertcpd
[root@vps base]# telnet localhost 143
Trying 127.0.0.1…
Connected to localhost.
Escape character is ‘^]’.
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School: A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
Love Affairs: Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway “See I am not injured yet.”
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest….except that he got caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.
5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is ‘Das Beste oder Nichts’ meaning ‘the best or nothing’.
6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.
7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.
8. The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.
11. Dalmatians are born without spots.
12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) or ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings)
14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.
15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids
16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested by a bee
17. Roosters cannot crow if they cannot extend their necks
18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones
19. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die
20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart
21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate
22. When you blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red
23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red
24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomato can for a carburetor
25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney
26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros
27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan
28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples
30. There are 1,792 steps to the top of the Eiffel Tower
31. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting
32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death
33. It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body
34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game
36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air
37. Every day 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die
38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it is smiling).
39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”
40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot
41. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair
42. The average person laughs 13 times a day
43. Do you know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)
44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men
45. German Shepherds bite humans more than any other breed of dog
46. Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump
47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound
48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death
49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.
50. The human heart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!

PROBLEM:

You get following or error while Rebuilding RPM database:
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[root@www root]# rpm –rebuilddb
rpmdb: unable to join the environment
error: db4 error(11) from dbenv->open: Resource temporarily unavailable
error: cannot open Packages index
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SOLUTION:

Try This:
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[root@www root]# rm -f /var/lib/rpm/__db*
[root@www root]# echo “%__dbi_cdb   create private cdb mpool mp_mmapsize=16Mb mp_size=1Mb” > /etc/rpm/macros
[root@www root]# rpm –rebuilddb
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PLEASE NOTE: This Fix Is Only For RedHat OS

People who do lots of work…
make lots of mistakes

People who do less work…
make less mistakes

People who do no work…
make no mistakes

People who make no mistakes…
gets promoted

That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion.

1. In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear.

2. In Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 Ppm if you live in an apartment.

3. Its also illegal for chicken to lay their egg on a Friday or Saturday in Israel.

4. In Denmark, attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, howerver, if one is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.

5. Picking your nose on Saturday is forbidden in Israel.

6. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store or in a bank handling foreign currency.

7. In Ireland, it is illegal for a student to walk through Trinity College without a sword.

8. In Connersville, Wisconsin, no man can shoot a gun while his female partner is having sexual orgasm.

9. In Utah, no woman is allowed to do sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman’s name will be published in local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment!

10. In Texas, ‘when two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full halt, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.’ [Does make sense]

11. No man may pirchase alcohol without written consent from his wife in Pennsylvania.

12. In Pennsylvania,’any motorist driving along the country road at night must stop evry mile and send a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue’.

13. In Willowdale, Oregon, no man may curse while having sex with his wife.

14. In Paulding, Ohio, a policeman can legally bite a dog to quiet him.

15. In Oxford, Ohio, its illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.

16. A man cannot go outside wearing unmatched jacket and pants in Carmel, New York.

17. In Cresskill, New Jersy, cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

18. It’s illegal for a husband to make love to his wife if his breath smells like garlic, onions, or sardines in Alexandria, Minnesota. The wife can, by law, force her husband to brush his teeth.

19. In Michigan, a woman’s hair legally belongs to her husband. Consequently she’s not allowed to but her own hair without her husband’s permission.

20. All dogs are required to have their hind legs tied during the month of April in Massachusetts.

21. Carrying an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited in Kentuckly.

22. In Natoma, Kansas, it’s aginst the law to pracrise knife-throwing ar men wearing striped suits.

23. In Zion, Illinois, it’s illegal for anyone to lighted cigars to dogs, ctas, and others domesticated animals kept as pets.

24. In Chicago, eating in a plcae which is one fire is forbidden.

25. In Kenilworth, Illinois, roosters must be at least 200 feet away from any residence if they wish to crow.

26. It is illegal for a cab in the city of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses.

27. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament in UK.

28. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside down.

29. In France, it is forbidden to call a pig Napoleon.

30. Under the UK’s Tax Avoidance Schemes Regulations 2006,’it is illegal not to tell the taxman anything you dont want him to know, though you dont have to tell him anything you dont minf\d him knowing.’ [Does it make sense?]

31. In Alabama, it is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while he is driving a vehicle.

32. In Ohio, it is against state law to get a fish drunk.

33. Royal Navy ships that enter the port of London must provide a barrel of rum to the Constable of the Tower of London.

34. In London, a pregnant woman can relieve herself anywhere she wants- even, if she so requests, in a policeman’s helmet!!

35. In Lancashire, no person is permitted adter being asked to stop by a constable on the seashore to incite a dog to bark.

36. In Miami, Florida, it is illegal to skateboard inside a police station.

37. In Indonesia , the penalty for masturbation is decapitation.

38. In England, all men over age of 14 must carry out 2 hours of longbow practice a day.

39. In London, Freeman are allowed to take a flock of sheep to London Bridge without being charged a toll;they are also allowed to drive geese down cheapside.

40. In San Salvador, drunk driver can be punished by death before a firing squad.

41. In UK, who feels compelled to urinate in public can do so only if he aims for his rear wheel and keeps his right hand on his vehicle. {Awesome if practiced in our country too]

42. In Florida, unmarried woman who parachute on Sundays can be jailed.

43. In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than 6 feet long.

44. In Chester, Welshmen are banned from entering the city before sunrise and from staying after sunset.

45. In the city of York, it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.

46. In Bouldor, Colorado, it is illegal to kill a bird withing the city limits also to ‘own’ a pet – the town’s citizens, legally speaking are merely ‘pet minders’.

47. In Vermont, women must get written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth!!

48. In London, it illegal to flag down a taxi if you have a plague.

49. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s private parts but is forbidden from looking at them directly during examination’ he may only see their reflection in a mirror.

50. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast iss legally the property of the king, on the other hand, the tail belongs to the queen- in case she needs the bones for her corset.

* The longest regularly formed english word is “Praetertranssubsta ntiationalistica lly” which contains 37 letters.

* The word TIP is an abbreviation of ‘To Insure Promptness’.

* Combodian language has some 72 alphabets,compared to other languages.

* Surprisingly, the cow has 4 stomachs.

* Man’s Salivary gland secrete 1 to 1.5 litres of saliva everyday.

* Messages from the Brain to the different body parts are sent at a rate of 240 miles per hour.

* If pure oxygen is breathed at more than two & half times atmospheric pressure, it can act as a poison.

* Sea Horses has strange eyes, by which it can focus in two different directions at the same time.

* The royal wedding of Britain’s prince of Wales & Lady Diana Spencer in 1981 was seen by 750 million viewers onT.V.

* The smallest independent country in the World is Vatican City with a zero birth rate.It has a population of barely 800 people.

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around.

Some arein loud discussions during office time.....

Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what
happened to a senior employee, they ask, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss"

They're asking for Rs.1 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to douse
him with petrol and set him on fire.

We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection."

One Trainee asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?

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"About 1 litre."

1. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

2. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

3. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

4. I’d like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

5. At least there’s one thing good about your body. It isn’t as ugly as your face!

6. Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing

7. Careful now, don’t let your brains go to your head!

8. I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.

9. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours. I’d sue my parents!

11. Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

12. Don’t get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

13. Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!

14. Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?

15. Don’t think, it may sprain your brain!

16. Fellows like you don’t grow from trees; they swing from them.

17. He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

18. He has a mind like a steel trap-always closed!

19. You are a man of the world-and you know what sad shape the world is in.

20. He is always lost in thought-it’s unfamiliar territory.

21. He is dark and handsome. When it’s dark, he’s handsome.

22. He is known as a miracle comic. if he’s funny, it’s a miracle!

23. He is listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?

24. He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

25. He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.

26. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

27. How come you’re here? I thought the zoo is closed at night!

28. How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

29. How much refund do you expect on your head now that it’s empty.

30. How would you like to feel the way you look?

31. Hi! I’m a human being! What are you?

32. I can’t talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in the next 10 years?

33. I don’t want you to turn the other cheek; it’s just as ugly.

34. I don’t know who you are, but whatever you are, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.

35. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

36. I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

37. I can’t seem to remember your name, and please don’t help me!

38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to imitate, if you are at all.

39. I know you were born silly, but why did you have a relapse?

40. I know you’re a self-made man. It’s nice of you to take the blame!

41. I know you’re not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!

42. I’ve seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!

43. Why are you so stupid today? Anyway, I think that’s very typical of you.

44. Do u practice being this ugly?